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Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel in Abu Dhabi

August 1, 2008 at 8:58 AM | by | Comments (7)

Sit down. Please. Unfortunately, what we're about to tell you does not appear to be a joke.

Various sources are reporting on this dark, dark day that Pamela Anderson -- yes, She of the Giant Breasts and PETA Ads -- is venturing into the international hotel business to build an eco-friendly hotel in Abu Dhabi.

Friends, there are times when the jokes just write themselves. This is not one of those times because this is like, not even funny.

Starpulse broke the news to us:

The former Baywatch babe fell for the capital of the United Arab Emirates during a recent trip there with the Make a Wish Foundation charity.

And she was persuaded into becoming a hotelier by the royal family there.

She reveals, "I'm building a hotel there. It's environmentally friendly. I went there with the Make a Wish Foundation and met some great people there, and the royal family was really friendly."

We have no further comments to make, and speculating on the matter (what kind of beds will it have?) only brings this atrocity one step closer to reality.

Instead, Pammy, we suggest (under the guidance of the New York Times, no less) that you go find another hobby because the hotel industry ain't doin so hot right now. Those boobs might keep lots of things afloat -- but your hotel is not going to be one of them. Zing!

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Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel in

this will go the way of Nicky O Hotels, won't it? please say it will.
juliana on August 1, 2008 at 8:59 AM #Permalink

Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel

boobie pillows!

sorry.  someone had to make the comment. i am ok being that someone.

bangerang on August 1, 2008 at 9:35 AM #Permalink

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weird, i was actually wondering if the hotel would be like all vegan. i wouldnt stay there because i would want a cheeseburger.

wow, did pam's peta efforts surpass her breasts? or is it just 'cuz i'm a girl i didn't think of that first?

juliana on August 1, 2008 at 9:38 AM #Permalink

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she's not vegan.  she probably eats a cattle ranch every weekend.

she goes by MISS HAPPY under hotel computer systems.

iamdanny on August 1, 2008 at 9:54 AM #Permalink

Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly

Enough with the celebrity hotel projects! Just because you're "famous" does mean you know twat about building, managing or operating a hotel! Why can't she just start a clothing line like every other celebrity?
2surly on August 1, 2008 at 12:45 PM #Permalink

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Now THIS is funny.  Pam Anderson building a hotel in a land where women have virtually no say in anything important and who wear burkhas. W
mytwocents on August 1, 2008 at 3:31 PM #Permalink

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mr mytwocents..

i cannot beleive how americans can be ignorant and not cultured enough! your talking about the liberal city in the middle east..you need to update your info..coz you seem to be a huge ignorant and stupid...do some research for yourself..before saying crap things about other countries research...you seem to be sitting at your crappy house sipping natural lite beers and working as a part time in wal-mart!
Ignooooraaaaaaaaaaaaance!!!

Harvard arab on August 22, 2008 at 6:33 PM #Permalink
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