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Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel in Abu Dhabi

August 1, 2008 at 8:58 AM | by Jenna | 7 Comments

Sit down. Please. Unfortunately, what we're about to tell you does not appear to be a joke.

Various sources are reporting on this dark, dark day that Pamela Anderson -- yes, She of the Giant Breasts and PETA Ads -- is venturing into the international hotel business to build an eco-friendly hotel in Abu Dhabi.

Friends, there are times when the jokes just write themselves. This is not one of those times because this is like, not even funny.

Starpulse broke the news to us:

The former Baywatch babe fell for the capital of the United Arab Emirates during a recent trip there with the Make a Wish Foundation charity.

And she was persuaded into becoming a hotelier by the royal family there.

She reveals, "I'm building a hotel there. It's environmentally friendly. I went there with the Make a Wish Foundation and met some great people there, and the royal family was really friendly."

We have no further comments to make, and speculating on the matter (what kind of beds will it have?) only brings this atrocity one step closer to reality.

Instead, Pammy, we suggest (under the guidance of the New York Times, no less) that you go find another hobby because the hotel industry ain't doin so hot right now. Those boobs might keep lots of things afloat -- but your hotel is not going to be one of them. Zing!

[Photo: Wikimedia Commons]

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  1. juliana

    HotelChatter Editor

    Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel in

    this will go the way of Nicky O Hotels, won't it? please say it will.
    August 1, 2008 at 8:59 AM
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  1. bangerang

    HotelChatter Member

    Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel

    boobie pillows!

    sorry.  someone had to make the comment. i am ok being that someone.

    August 1, 2008 at 9:35 AM
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  1. juliana

    HotelChatter Editor

    Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly Hotel in

    weird, i was actually wondering if the hotel would be like all vegan. i wouldnt stay there because i would want a cheeseburger.

    wow, did pam's peta efforts surpass her breasts? or is it just 'cuz i'm a girl i didn't think of that first?

    August 1, 2008 at 9:38 AM
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  1. iamdanny

    HotelChatter Member

    Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly

    she's not vegan.  she probably eats a cattle ranch every weekend.

    she goes by MISS HAPPY under hotel computer systems.

    August 1, 2008 at 9:54 AM
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  1. 2surly

    HotelChatter Member

    Re: Pamela Anderson to Build Eco-Friendly

    Enough with the celebrity hotel projects! Just because you're "famous" does mean you know twat about building, managing or operating a hotel! Why can't she just start a clothing line like every other celebrity?
    August 1, 2008 at 12:45 PM
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  1. mytwocents

    HotelChatter Member

    Re: Pamela Anderson

    Now THIS is funny.  Pam Anderson building a hotel in a land where women have virtually no say in anything important and who wear burkhas. W
    August 1, 2008 at 3:31 PM
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  1. Harvard arab

    HotelChatter Member

    Re: Pamela Anderson

    mr mytwocents..

    i cannot beleive how americans can be ignorant and not cultured enough! your talking about the liberal city in the middle east..you need to update your info..coz you seem to be a huge ignorant and stupid...do some research for yourself..before saying crap things about other countries research...you seem to be sitting at your crappy house sipping natural lite beers and working as a part time in wal-mart!
    Ignooooraaaaaaaaaaaaance!!!

    August 22, 2008 at 6:33 PM
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