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Miami Hotel (Horizontal) Mambo :: World's Largest Swingers Party Going Down at Westin Diplomat

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August 1, 2008 at 12:00 PM | by Jenna | 5 Comments

We'd be lying if we said we had much more exposure to the swinging lifestyle than watching that one episode of The O.C. where Sandy and Kirsten attended a swingers' party (and subsequently chickened out), but we understand the idea of swinging and assume you do too.

What we don't understand is how Pearson Media Group, a children's educational book publisher, is going to react to sharing Miami's Westin Diplomat Resort with the world's largest swingers' party going on this weekend.

Ha! Awesome! Almost as awesome as the time the Crowne-Plaza Orlando double-booked a swingers' party and a Disney youth soccer tournament. Awkward.

But seriously, SwingFest is being billed as the "world's largest swingers party" and is going down (hehe) in Miami this weekend. It's a four-day affair with, according to the (NSFW) website, a whopping 5,000 couples involved. The Mary Carey-hosted event has both a sexual and educational aspects to it, with the "sexually charged" atmosphere sprinkled with various seminars and symposiums -- and even a pole dancing class.

The Detroit Free Press said the rules aren't very lengthy:

No nudity at the hotel pool. No hitting on hotel staff. Other than that, it's anything goes, with organizers encouraging participants to treat the four-diamond Westin Diplomat Resort as their personal "playground."

Enjoy your wild swingers safari, people. Have fun and be safe!

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  1. pbb

    HotelChatter Contributing Editor

    This hotel...

    is now on my personal "never stay here" list.
    August 1, 2008 at 12:47 PM
  1. bangerang

    HotelChatter Member

    This hotel...

    is now on my personal "try to get a reservation this weekend" list.  

    cougar city.

    August 1, 2008 at 1:34 PM
  1. egw

    HotelChatter Member

    This hotel...

    is now frantically calling cleaning services in the Miami area for a Monday job.
    August 1, 2008 at 2:23 PM
  1. hartss

    HotelChatter Member

    This hotel....

    will resemble a CSI lab in terms of DNA.  Blecch. It will be funny to see if there will be any TripAdvisor posts from this event!
    August 1, 2008 at 5:11 PM
  1. juliana

    HotelChatter Editor

    Re: Miami Hotel (Horizontal) Mambo :: World's Larg

    not gonna lie: the pole-dancing class sounds cool!
    August 1, 2008 at 11:43 PM

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