"Fuel the Fire" serves up a three-course candlelight dinner in the scenario of your choice -- beach, garden, or in-room, daily breakfast delivered to your Cancun crib -- and offers something called "romantic turn-down service" on your last night. Surely with the heat, it's not a mint on the pillow or a towel in the shape of an elephant?
"Savory Indulgence," which frankly sounds like the better deal, plies you with food and drink: two welcome cocktails and a tequila or wine tasting, buffet breakfast, a menu tasting, and a three-course meal at their on-site celebrity restaurant. PLUS they throw in 50 minutes of yoga and 50 minutes of massage.
If you book through the website, key in Promo Code PROMFB0006. The deals are available now through December 20, 2008, right around the time you'll be wishing you were on a sweltering Mexican beach.