HotelChatter

There also are more service-y podcasts available, like an interview with a wedding planner and another with a spa manager discussing the needs of the "modern man," but we always gravitate towards things that will make us laugh versus something that might actually be educational. Sort of like choosing to read The Onion over the New York Times, which we do every morning.

Here, Collis discusses his dislike for things as specific as "toilet paper folded into a point and stuck with a gum label," as well as more general annoyances, like the absence of bidets (which he pronounces as "bee-day") before adding that "even the French have succumbed to the bemused crassness of Anglo-Saxtons." Oh, those Brits!

So RCH, you may have just won us over with this one. Plus, you got us thinking about what we loathe most about hotel rooms and we have to agree with Collis when he mentions "lavatory seats with sanitized plastic seats across them." Oh, the countless times we've raced to pee in the privacy of our hotel room only to be delayed by having to strip off plastic...

Got hotel room gripes? Share it with us in the comments below.