From the penthouse suite, guests take a limo to a private yacht with a full open bar (duh) and catered dinner from The Sea Grill.
Then it's back to the limo and over to Tiffany and Co, where guests receive a Tiffany Legacy triple bar drop pendant with diamonds in platinum.
Then, more waterfalls!
Wake for a private jet trip to Niagara Falls - a 173 foot drop of stunning beauty. Once there, lunch awaits at the world-famous revolving dining room at the Skylon Tower 775 feet above the falls - a spectacular view only matched by the cuisine. Next, it's off to take a personal helicopter ride swooping along Niagara River, from the Whirlpool Rapids to the Horseshoe Falls, where rainbows appear and disappear in all directions.
Okay. Yeah. If only we had $75K.
Better news for guests who do not generally bathe beneath a waterfall of $100 bills: the hotel also offers a $377 package that includes a stay in a one-bedroom suite, an NYC waterfalls cruise and drinks at Harbour Lights (a restaurant with views of two waterfalls).