Million-Dollar Hotel Package Includes Guns, Gold, Gluttony and Probably Guilt

July 23, 2008 at 1:00 PM | by Jenna | 0 Comments

The notoriously over-the-top, ridiculously lavish Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi is offering a million-dollar hotel package. No, but seriously. This thing costs $1,025,000 for two people for seven days.

For that much, you would expect someone to follow you into your hotel suite's bathroom to wipe your butt with cashmere -- and, frankly, you can probably request it.

Here's what you get: a 680 square-meter three-bedroom suite lined with gold and marble, complete with crystal chandeliers, a giant plasma TV and laptops.

And oh yes, there's more.

According to the Daily Telegraph, the package also scores you some pretty insane stuff:

A personal butler will tend to you 24 hours a day between private jet excursions, where guests can claim a handmade Persian rug in Iran, receive a spa treatment at the Dead Sea and hit Bahrain to dive for pearls - which will be fashioned into gifts by on-site jewellers.

The deal includes all food and drink at the hotel's 13 bars and restaurants, while a chauffeur-driven $410,000 Maybach supercar will be available on demand.

Other millionaire adventures included: golfing at the Dhabi Golf Club, designing your own fragrances with experts from Yas Perfumes, a desert island tour and deep-sea fishing.

And, uh, then you get a gun, apparently:

Customers will be treated with a selection of guns from Holland & Holland Sporting Guns. But don't panic; the company will make arrangements to get the goodies through Customs.

Yeah. Class up the whole thing with a gun. Right on!

So, anyone got any tips on how to land a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mama so we can take this vacay?

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