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Now remember, Canyon Ranches are places to get healthy, so everything revolves around the spa and healthy living. To quote a recent UK Guardian preview:

The menu will be somewhat spartan. No fried food. No Diet Coke. No white bread or rice. (The fast-food outlets on the other side of the road must be rubbing their hands.) Wine will be served, however, as long as it's organic or biodynamic. Of an evening, classes rather than clubbing will be on offer - the Arizona branch offers Native American storytelling and handwriting analysis.

Right, because handwriting analysis is really going to get us healthy. Fair enough, this is not a relax by the pool with a cocktail kind of vacation; perhaps we'll be satisfied hunching over a desk analyzing our handwriting with a small glass of biodynamic red wine.