Learn to Spy Like a True Washington Creeper at the Madison
So, about those creeper-peepers staring into the windows of the porno shoot at the mystery Beverly Hills Hotel? Yeah, they could have used some spy skillz.
And now that they've been outed by Page Six and we've got our mega-geeky hotel nerds investigating the blind items, it's only a matter of time before they'll have to face the accusatory stares of their wives.
So, creeping-peeping businessmen in Beverly Hills: your To-Do List today is (1) Get out of town and (2) Learn spy skillz so Page Six doesn't catch you next time.
Here's an idea! Head to Washington, D.C. -- creepy over-sexual businessman headquarters (zing!) -- and hone your creeping skills with The Madison Hotel's "Spy and Stay" package.
Starting at $270.07 (you can afford it, Mr. Businessman), the package includes:
Luxurious overnight accommodations, in an undisclosed room; Two VIP Special Access tickets to the International Spy Museum; Breakfast to energize the operatives; Two movie passes to Regal Cinemas to see the newest spy movie, "Get Smart," (or another movie playing during the visit)
Hehe, an "undisclosed room" and an Anne Hathaway movie. How perfect!
Good luck to you, creeper-peeper!
Package valid through December 30th, 2008; reservations can be made here.
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