Learn to Spy Like a True Washington Creeper at the Madison

Where: 1177 15th St Nw [map], Washington, DC, United States, 20005

6/26/2008 at 2:15 PM
Tags: Washington D.C. Hotels, Hotel Packages

So, about those creeper-peepers staring into the windows of the porno shoot at the mystery Beverly Hills Hotel? Yeah, they could have used some spy skillz.

And now that they've been outed by Page Six and we've got our mega-geeky hotel nerds investigating the blind items, it's only a matter of time before they'll have to face the accusatory stares of their wives.

So, creeping-peeping businessmen in Beverly Hills: your To-Do List today is (1) Get out of town and (2) Learn spy skillz so Page Six doesn't catch you next time.

Here's an idea! Head to Washington, D.C. -- creepy over-sexual businessman headquarters (zing!) -- and hone your creeping skills with The Madison Hotel's "Spy and Stay" package.