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Cash out and plonk down $5,000 for the Dieci Mani massage, where the touch of four "artisans" and one aesthetician combine for the ultimate in wasteful spending. That's 10 hands at work on you, all over you and all about you. Give us a moment to regroup.

Or if you're fourteen young at heart, perhaps the Crystal Body Art treatment sounds more enticing: after a sea sponge scrub and some lotion, you too will be covered in Swarovski crystals kind of like Britney Spears, although hopefully less "Toxic."

Aside from the orgiastic offerings, the Qua Spa also flaunts the newest must-have in hotel staff: a tea sommelier. Although not by any means on the same level as our dear authority at the Lanesborough, the Caesars' Tea Sommelier will pair  "beverages, both hot and cold, with spa treatments to ensure palates will be pampered."

In terms of atmosphere, Qua has chosen to go with the safe and organic route, featuring "an elemental and natural feel throughout, with earthy bronzes, medium-toned wood, soft split-faced stacked stone, chiseled `limestone' tile and muted teal accents...to communicate a focus on nurturing an healing." Nonetheless, we're pretty sure Atlantic City won't be getting a reputation for detox anytime soon.