For starters, the Million Dollar Package gives you the Master Suite (which is the whole of level 42) for yourself for two nights, and on the second night you can book in 100 friends who'll get to stay in the executive floors after you party on in the Zeta bar together.
Then there's the fancy meal from chef Luke Mangan, including dishes he specially created for people like Nicole Kidman and Bill Clinton. You get a new tailored suit, a very fancy ring (a 12.16 carat pear shaped diamond valued at $345,000) and, so you'll never forget the stay, a brand new car. Not just any car, but a $455,000 convertible Bentley.
Not surprisingly, the hotel admits that nobody's taken them up on their package yet. But they've done their research and found there are 146,000 millionaires in Australia, so they reckon it's just a matter of time. Let us know if you ever sign up for the Million Dollar Package. We are darn curious about it.