· Shutters on the Beach: Might be too classy for call girls, but it is a celebrity fave as far as hotels go. And if we're talking high-end girls they might just blend in with the rest of the Westside eye candy.

· Viceroy: Another celebrity fave and hot hangout. High-end call girls could definitely infiltrate the gelled hair and cleavage-baring masses that crowd around the pool at night.

· Fairmont Miramar: An older, boring hotel. It's not really call-girl material but it's large (That's what she said.) Working girls could totally slip in and out unnoticed, even a group of four.

· Loews: It's on the beach in Santa Monica but we don't think it has that call girl cache. It's too family-friendly. Then again, Sheen has two young daughters.

· Le Merigot: Right next to the Loews, the Merigot is a bit of a maze from the lobby to the guestrooms or to the spa or to the pool. Ladies of the evening would be totally unnoticed, that is if they didn't need to stop for directions.

· Casa Del Mar: Located right next to Shutters, this place is fancy, fancy, fancy. They even once offered ballroom dancing sessions for guests. It's also a bit more private than Shutters--perfect for the celebrity who just dropped $20,000 on "a good time."