With its great big rooms, kickass amenities, super-helpful staff and killer spa, you'll be comfortable and at ease during your stay. Plus, it's home to Tryst one of HotelChatter's fave nightclubs ever.
Yeah, alright: the theme is a bit cheesy and over-the-top, but the hotel is home to the Forum Shops where you can spend your money and actually get something in return. Unlike the card tables.
Sexy and sleek, and the not-too-Vegas-y feel won't overwhelm the timid. It's classy. Like you.
You know what? Just go pamper yourself. You can munch on fancy food at Sushi Samba alongside celebs before retiring to one the biggest rooms on the strip.
5. The Luxor
Yeah, we said it. The Luxor home to so-bad-it-might-be-good attractions like Criss Angel's "Believe" and the new Tacos and Tequila, this pyramid of debauchery is a one-stop-shop that pretty much guarantees you'll return home from Vegas with at least a dozen hilarious stories.
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HotelChatter Senior Editor Juliana Shallcross also contributed to this article.