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With its great big rooms, kickass amenities, super-helpful staff and killer spa, you'll be comfortable and at ease during your stay. Plus, it's home to Tryst — one of HotelChatter's fave nightclubs ever.
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2. Caesar's Palace

Yeah, alright: the theme is a bit cheesy and over-the-top, but the hotel is home to the Forum Shops — where you can spend your money and actually get something in return. Unlike the card tables.
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3. TheHotel

Sexy and sleek, and the not-too-Vegas-y feel won't overwhelm the timid. It's classy. Like you.

4. Palazzo Las Vegas

You know what? Just go pamper yourself. You can munch on fancy food at Sushi Samba alongside celebs before retiring to one the biggest rooms on the strip.

5. The Luxor

Yeah, we said it. The Luxor — home to so-bad-it-might-be-good attractions like Criss Angel's "Believe" and the new Tacos and Tequila, this pyramid of debauchery is a one-stop-shop that pretty much guarantees you'll return home from Vegas with at least a dozen hilarious stories.

Have the perfect hotel in mind for the Vegas Virgin? Let us know in the comments!

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HotelChatter Senior Editor Juliana Shallcross also contributed to this article.