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Swingers' Party at Hotel Swings Out of Control

December 16, 2008 at 9:15 AM | by | Comments (3)

Can you imagine checking into a hotel, moseying downstairs for a drink and finding that the bar has been turned into a full-blown (no pun intended, heh) swingers club with people actually engaging in swinger-ly activities inside the bar? Awkward!

Apparently you would have been at risk of finding yourself in such a situation if you'd headed to Club 91 at the Beverly Hills Suites near Hartford, Connecticut last month. In a sting operation recently, two undercover cops "experienced first-hand" a swingers' club that was being run out of the hotel bar/club — a routine event organized by something called Hot Couples Parties — which would have been all fine and good...but people were actually doing the swinging in the bar. Ew.

And we don't say "ew" because we have anything against swingers — we say "ew" because, well, the conclusions that can be drawn from the following excerpt from the Hartford Courant story are alarming:

[The hotel was] cited by the state liquor control agents for violating several regulations, including smoking inside the building, nudity, sex acts, not serving food and improper use of a service bar.

Improper use of a service bar? We don't even want to know.

The hotel owner, the bar permittee and the organizer of the parties were all arrested.

Lesson we learned today, kids: if someone hits you up for a $40 cover charge at the entrance to a skeevy hotel's skeevy bar, something skeevy's going on inside that may or may not involve naked people and the service bar.

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swingers' party

incredible...smoking?!?

This makes me laugh

but partly just because I'm from Hartford.  Why do the weirdest things happen at airport hotels it seems?  Cheap, greasy, bad visibility, unbranded, see-through sheets, economy priced, plastic-flowered, formica-ridden, shabby carpet-having airport hotels....

This story makes me want to get a bottle of green EcoLab cleaner and pour it all over myself.


EC...

If you do pour Ecolab all over yourself, the Hartford police will probably find out about it and arrest you for improper use of a cleaner.

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