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Living It Up While We're Going Down at the Setai

Where: 2001 Collins Ave [map], Miami Beach, FL, United States, 33139

Let's get this out of the way now: we apologize for the careless use (and blatant abuse) of lyrics from various Top 40 Hip-Hop jams in this post, but: this Miami package is for true ballers only and we're sorry but we can't accurately describe it without using words like "baller." Because, um, it's only for true ballers -- cause it will cost you $10,000.

The Setai's "Party Like a Rock Star" package is exactly what you think it is: you get to pretend you're a rock star and lay down hot tracks at a studio and spend an evening all up in da club with a bottle full of bubb.

You may remember the Setai for its 2,500-square-foot recording studio, designed by Kravitz Design, which we told you about this summer -- and, obviously, the space comes into play here. With the package, you'll get five hours of studio time, and whether your music is the stuff of platinum records or not, you'll still get VIP access for four people to SET Nightclub (including a table and 2 bottles of alcohol for you and your entourage).

Valid until December 31st, the 10K 3-night package will get you the rock star life, which also includes a one-bedroom suite for 3 nights, transfer to and from airport in a Range Rover (yo' street in the Range Rover, people), a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Champagne upon arrival  (there's your bottle full of bubb), dinner for 4 in the restaurant (with wine pairings) and enough music and photo ops to build yourself a pretty kickass MySpace profile that makes you look rich and important.