Always the go-to source for juicy, skanky news, we turned to our New York Post. Alas, today's Page Six confirms our suspicion that not even the Delano is safe from skankdom:
A source tells us a porn production company rented out one of the beachfront inn's bungalows Thursday to hold auditions for its latest hardcore videos.
And it seems it was a real porno movie this time -- not the Sarah Silverman "I'm effing Matt Damon" kind. Apparently the staffers were pretty unhappy because the potential, er, "stars" were showing up to the hotel throughout the day on Thursday.
First of all: damn, that's gotta be a high-budget film. Second, those are some awfully white casting couches in the rooms. We wonder how the stereotypical adult film star self-tanner would fare on those babies. Finally, we have to say this: why can't you just kick it in the Holiday Inn?