Greenwich Hotel Maybe to Open in March?
HotelChatter: Hi, I was just curious when exactly were you opening?
Greenwich Hotel: (In a sexy accent, maybe French?) In March.
HotelChatter: Really, March? I read on a website that it was opening April 1st.
Greenwich Hotel: (In a still sexy but now slightly confused accent) Um. Yes, we are taking reservations for stays on April 1st and thereafter.
HotelChatter: But you might open in March?
Greenwich Hotel: (In a panicked sexy accent) Well, yes. But we haven't decided what day we are opening in March. It is not definite but if you give us your information we can call you when we know.
HotelChatter: (In a slightly panicked non-sexy accent): Um, no that's ok. We were just curious.
So there you have it. It may open in March but we aren't counting on it.