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But these ownership issues don't surprise us because, hello! People this place is as fake as Tori's hair. Whatever, on with the show.

Tori and Dean decide the B&B is a great place to host events such as weddings. And wouldn't you know it? Someone wants (i.e. Oxygen set its up) to have a wedding at Chateau La Rue.

Tony and his partner Dex have chosen to get married there. And suspiciously, Tori and these guys seem like old friends. Also, Dex just happens to suggest that Tori officiate. Well, we all know what happens here.

Dean says, "Everything Tori and I do is in the tabloids so if this wedding is a bust then the whole world will know about it." Ugh. Sounds like someone is loving the spotlight a little too much.

Tori then starts planning the wedding as Dean walks around in an apron and prepares for the next "guest." Tori says something about how the guests are ruining her planning activities. Meanwhile, we see no actual guests.

Tori's crazy friend Suzanne makes yet another appearance. She comments on how the pinata Tori is making for one of the grooms' bachelor party isnt in the shape of a penis. Classy lady that Suzanne. But Tori assures her there is plenty of penis paraphenalia and sex toys inside. She has to keep her title as "Queen of the Gays" after all.

Tori then gets ordained online with Suzanne watching over her. Seriously, it's a print-out ordainment.

Then the bachelor parties begin. Tony's party is held at Chateau la Rue and Dean hits up a biker bar. Later on, Tori's party heads over to the biker bar where Dean's party is actually a success. Tori expresses her shock by saying, "I got outgayed by my own husband."

The next day the ceremony is held and Tori officiates. Of course, all goes well and people boogie on the dance floor. While we are pretty sure the ceremony and reception were fake, we initially thought that Tony and Dex weren't real partners either. But in the end, when they started crying as they thanked Tori for hosting their wedding, well we got a little misty-eyed too. We hope they are real for real!

Annoying Tori Moment:

Tori talks about giving the best wedding ever otherwise, "the press will have a field day." Not because she wants to give these two grooms a good wedding or anything.

No-Nonsense Nanny Moment:
She breaks a move on the dance floor during the reception!

Sad Dean Moment:
Dean tries to convince bar-goers to have a gay-bachelor party at their bar.

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