HotelChatter

While Tori and Dean get to planning the BBQ a whole batch of new "guests" arrive. Apparently, it's a bunch of old ladies who call themselves the Red Hat Ladies and they wear red hats and boas. They take up all the rooms in the B&B for the weekend, forcing Dean and Tori and entourage to the trailer. Right, like Tori and Dean would share a trailer with Nanny and Liam.

Also Dean has some security specialists come over to check the place and offer ideas on how to stop the vandals. But there services are going to cost $15,000. Dean decides just to upgrade the alarm and hope one of their lap dogs will turn into an attack dog. (This is where we wish we had a big tub of margaritas to jump into.)

Anyways, they have the BBQ and they got KFC to sponsor the shindig. There's lot of "neighbors" and animals milling about and finally, some woman (an actress carefully audition by Oxygen probably) asks Tori if it was true that they didn't own the B&B. Tori finally spits it out: "We are in a lease with an option to buy. We didn't have enough money of our own to actually buy it."

Naturally, Fallbrook residents don't care! They love Tori and Dean and they love Chateau La Rue! And guess what? Tori and Dean love them back! And they love being in Fallbrook! They feel great about being here! Everything's great! And that's how the episode ends. Well, not really. Tori and Dean have a disastrous go on the Slip n' Slide. Then it ends.

Annoying Tori Moments:
Girlfirend wears white leggings in the beginning of the episode. She also doesn't go on the Slip n' Slide initially because she's worried about her boobs (implants.) Her friend Suzanne, a Tori boobs fan, has a comment for that.

No-Nonsense Nanny Moments:
Nanny gives the butcher at the supermarket a hard time about his muttons. She also gets her face painted at the BBQ. Then she feeds Tori's annoying friend some goat bbq-ed Jamaican style.

Sad Dean Moment:
He tries the Slip n' Slide and goes flying off into the grass. Then he does a big jump into the backyard dirty pond but you can tell he totally didn't expect the river to be that shallow.