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We admit. We actually had something else to do last night and since we are without TiVo, we have to rely on the recap offered on Oxygen. It's pretty much the same thing as the real episode minus commercials and we think an annoying intro from Tori and Dean.

So the episode kicks off with the family walking down the street and Tori whining about how she doesn't feel good. Nanny says, "We need to get a kit" meaning a pregnancy test. But oh no! The paparazzi are watching! Whatever will Tori do? Never fear. Nanny is here! She runs in and gets it.

Long story short. Tori takes the test and she's not pregnant. And she's still not happy. At this point, we are like "When are they going to get back to the B&B?" And then they do.

They find the front gate covered in a black tarp apparently to keep out peering bystanders. And the B & B minder Jimmy tells them that more vandals have struck by pouring soap into the fountain and making it overflow. We wonder if these are real vandals or if it is Oxygen creating some drama. The former is soo believable but then again, we doubt anything that happens on this show is unscripted.

Tori is bothered by all this saying, she really just wanted to get back into things slowly but now she's forced to figure all this stuff out. She does make a round of meeting the guests and looks so exhausted by it.

Then she gives Liam a bath and says some stuff about how being a mom is so much more importatn. More important than the new guests that have just arrived. And that's how it ends.

No-Nonsense Nanny Moment: Her line for why Tori might be pregnant again, "Those two make whoopee like a coupla teenagers." Which made us throw up in our mouths a little. But funny nonetheless.

Sad Dean Moment: Pushing a stroller around Scotland wearing a kilt. By the way, have you ever seen Tori pushing Liam's stroller?

Annoying Tori Moment: When thinking about opening a baby boutique, Tori envisions the headline, "New Mom Tori Spelling Opens Baby Boutique", not a business model of any sort.

Note: We are very upset about something. We have just realized that Oxygen has noticed that we think Dean is a hottie hubby. They have even created a web page for him called, "I love McDeany." There are some random pics of Dean (one as a little kid but sadly none of his legs) and and "Ask Dean" section where he will tell you how to treat your wife or the woman in your life. You can also buy a T-shirt that says "I Heart McDeany" soon.

That's it. Hot Dean has totally jumped the shark.

Tags: Tori Spelling / Tori and Dean

by juliana