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The episode thankfully kicks off without any sitdowns with Tori and Dean recapping last week's episode. Tori and Dean are running around trying to get the place in shape before the guest arrives but guess what? Two of the old lady guests arrive two hours early.

Tori and Dean welcome the ladies and leave them on their own to explore the place which they love. But Tori is not excited about waiting on these "Golden Girls" for the next three to four hours. Now, that's not a great hostess attitude is it, Tori?

The next batch of guests arrive, and one brings a child which Tori and Dean weren't "expecting." But what's of bigger concern to them is that their baby that their expecting is moving around a lot and causing a lot of pain. Tori worries she's going to have the baby "all over" her guests.

The next obstacle is getting the dinner out for the guests but it's taking too long and the 3-year-old is getting hungry. One guest, a chef, offers to cook for them but they insist on doing it all by themselves. Meanwhile, the Golden Girls lavish praise on Tori for doing all this work while being pregnant.

Then the unexpected guests arrive who Tori and Dean thought cancelled for the weekend. Dean scrambles around to put them in the carriage house where him and Tori had been sleeping. The guests, two guys, are pissed there's a baby crib in the rooom.

Really, this episode gets out of hand when one of the young guys walks from the carriage house to the main house in his underwear and the Golden Girls start taking pictures of him. One says, "Now this is a wake-up call." The guy then enters the kitchen in underpants and asks for coffee and special breakfast substitutions. Yeah, this show is officially a joke.

Dean ends up doing most of the work AGAIN and when he checks in on Tori, he finds out she's having contractions and off they go, leaving the guests behind.

Up next week, Tori sends her friend Suzanne (who always comments on her boobs) to watch over the guests while she heads to the hospital to have the baby.

And every moment is both an Annoying Tori and a Sad Dean moment. But a notable highlight is when Tori talks about sleeping in a trailer and says, "Britney ain't got nothing on me." Really, when is this show over?

Tags: Tori and Dean / Tori Spelling / Hotel Reviews

by juliana