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The cantina will be run by the Light Group which manages nightlife staples like JET at Mirage and Light at Bellagio. Secondly, this won't be a one-dimensional nightclub where you dance and look pretty. Inside will feature:

· A full-service restaurant and lounge area serving classic Mexican fare but with clever names like Diablo's Beef Chili Nachos and lots of spice.
· A second-floor open-air patio with a bar that will host different entertainment acts and DJs.
· "Tequila vixens" milling about trying to get you drunk to have fun.
· 10 large plasma screens placed throughout (perfect for sporting events).

But of course, the drinks are the star of the show here. We got excited by this statement:

The signature margaritas will come in two sizes: individual or large for table sharing.

Individuals can order the large sizes too, right? Right??

Also being served are mojitos, sangrias, and a variety of rare tequilas. Plus, all your favorite frozen drinks will be poured at the cantina's strip-front entrance, where a frozen/specialty bar will be placed. Naturally, reading this makes us think of Senor Frog's or some other Cancun spring break destination bar. But that's ok because that's what Monte Carlo wants:

"Fueled by the combination of great food, high-octane entertainment, an open-air design in the center of the world's most exciting location and, of course, tequila, Diablo's will be like Spring Break year-round!"

Let's just hope it will be Kevin Federline-free.