First, we get an inside look at Tori's very public coed baby shower at (sponsored by) Elixir where Tori marvels, "There's a paparazzi on the roof." Like you didn't know he was going to be there, Tori. Celebs making an appearance include 90210 alum Jennie Garth and Zach Quinto of Heroes.

The rest of the episode centers on last-minute renovations and interior design details. Predictably, some of the furniture arrives broken or is not what they ordered and then they end up being short on wallpaper. However, we're convinced Oxygen staged this stuff to create some crisis for the couple. In the end, Tori's interior designer Mike Valles comes and saves the day.

Of course, Tori also wants a party to celebrate the opening of the B&B, but naturally Dean worries about the cost of said party (great acting Dean, because you know Oxygen is picking up the tab.) Then Tori dishes about how her mother and father only threw one event at the Spelling mansion, a charity event for Prince Charles when he was in town. Don't forget your own first wedding Tori!

So the couple simultaneously set about doing last-minute renovations and planning an opening gala with food to be served by California Pizza Kitchen. Fisher and Paykel washer and dryer get a namedrop in the episode, great product placement you guys!

Lest we forget about baby. The couple hit up their beleagured gyno's office where they discuss circumsion which Tori is strongly for and Dean thinks it's not necessary. This whole conversation grossed us out especially when Tori said something about cleaning it in the shower. Then we barfed.

Back to the B&B, Tori tries her hand at making some sandwiches which was another disgusting part of the show. Still, we think this is just an act for TV or at least we hope that Tori isn't really cooking at her own B&B. Because we doubt the health department would let her kitchen serve food. Really, some of the stuff they show here is actually a big disservice to her B&B.

Finally, the episode ends with handsome Dean skillfully painting a mirror frame when suddenly he notices paparazzi on the property. He chases after them, calls the cops and reads them the riot act for trespassing on his own property. He looks so good when he runs! But then Dean tells the camera, "We come up here to get away from the microscope and this is what happens." Dean, are you aware that you married Tori Spelling? She who was just on the cover of US Weekly?

True to form, after Dean tells Tori to watch out for more paparazzi she says, "Well I better give them my better side."

Annoying Tori moments:
What isn't annoying about Tori this week? But if we have to list, here they are.
· Tori takes a shelf or sconce or something puts it in front of her belly and says, "Look I'm a white picket fence with a baby behind it."
· Tori lets packing peanuts fly all over the floor against Dean's wishes and then refuses to clean it up saying she can't bend down b/c she's too pregnant.
· She eats a lot in this episode.
· Tori worries that if her son isn't circumcised a lot of women will be turned off by his penis.

Sad Dean Moments:
Conversely, what isn't sad about Dean? He has to do all the work. Tori better realize how lucky she is to have such a strong, handsome, caring, Canadian man with great legs to look after her.
· His handyman skills are doubted by Tori who doesn't think he can hang a chandelier.
· Dean worries that Mimi la Rue might be too stressed.
· Dean likes to make educated decisions not based on aesthetics (the circumsion talk again) and Tori shoots him down.
· Dean cops to touching his thing a lot during this conversation.