Larry Birkhead Should Take Dannielynn to Chateau Marmont
Today, the Bahamanian courts announced what we all knew was coming...Larry Birkhead is the biological father of Anna Nicole's daughter, Dannielynn.
Now that Larry's a single dad who's been through some major hell these past few months (although it's probably not completely over) we think he should be at least entitled to a father-daughter bonding getaway.
But Larry's a young guy and besides the Caribbean might bring back bad memories of DNA testing in the Bahamas.
So we think he should hit up the Chateau Marmont. Why? For starters, Dannielynn has been trapped in the Bahamas since well before she was born. This girl needs to do some living. And where better to start than Hollywood. Second, if she's ever going to live up to her mama's legacy she better start early. Third, the Chateau, surprisingly, has a babysitting service so Larry won't have to go it alone. Also, Dannielynn can lay her head down on Frette baby linens in a crib rental at $30 a day.
Lastly, you know what they say about the Chateua Marmont--it's where everyone gets into trouble. So if Dannielynn throws up a bit, no one will care. After Lindsay Lohan, this staff can handle anything.
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