Flickr member Lucifer Bumps stayed at the hotel last June and was thoroughly disappointed with the room's furnishings, especially since he was forking over $300+ a night. Here are his photos and his words:

Those pock marks are all small cigarette burns, many cushions in most rooms have them.

That rubberized hideous orange paint again. Basically what is happening here is that when housekeeping cleans a glass a little moisture is still in it and when turned upside down on a paper coaster, it gets the coaster stuck to the vanity. Remember this is early in the season for a seasonal resort so this should have been fixed.

This kitchenette is from probably 1970, André Balazs was a designer or something right? Funny part is he lives on the island, you would think he would be ashamed to walk around.

Look at the television. I know you're at the beach so you should be outside, but how can you check the beach weather when your TV only broadcasts from 1980?

Since its off-season now, we are hoping AB is planning an overhaul of this place before Memorial Day, or maybe it is time to just unload this joint.