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Hotel Worker Checks In Unfrozen Cave Man Lawyer

February 2, 2007 at 2:11 PM | 0 Comments

We just love the Crazy Hotel Workers forum where they post all their deepest thoughts and what they are really thinking when you tell them that you accidentally ordered an in-room adult movie.

This time, a hotel worker is griping about a guest who did not seem to know what a key card does:

So I checked in a guest. Normal check in, nothing crazy. I put his keycard in the envelope and said "This is your room number, elevators up ahead, blah blah blah". He opens the keycard packet, takes out the key, and gives it a thorough examination. He looks at me and says, "This gets me into my room?".

I had to hold back from saying, "Yes, sir. Welcome to the 21st century. We no longer use regular keys and haven't done so in about 20 years. We also have same day drycleaning service so if you would like me to hold your washboard in the bellman's closet, I'd be more than happy to do so. If you need to make an outside call please dial "9" before you BUY A FUCKING CELL PHONE. If there's anything else we can do for you please feel free to ask".

Hey now, take it easy on this poor guest. After all he's just a caveman. He fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Our world frightens and confuses him.

So while we know and understand that most hotel workers are saying crappy things about you inside their heads (which is why we need someone like Parkman from "Heroes" along on our trips), one forum member takes it a little too far:

Some guests are great but others you just want to choke-slam

Er...right so we won't bother you about getting a late check-out then, alright?

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