· A Brazillian Beach Hotties:
Ok, the 93 rooms at Praia Mole Village are nothing to write home about, but this mile-long beach has warm waters, plenty of beach side cafes, and a nearby surf camp that guarantees you will be afforded an opportunity to gawk at beautiful Brazillians. Yes you will need to cab to nightlife in Lagoa da Conceicao, but you will possess one of the coveted beach crash pad rooms, and who doesn't want to wake up steps from the beach? As any good sales person will tell you, gathering qualified leads is half the battle.

· Courtesan's Choice:
For years Internet legend Jet Set Lara has been enjoying the homey feel of the corner suites at the The Bryant Park Hotel in Manhattan. The dark underground bar with vaulted ceilings is the perfect foil for the hotel pick up artist, and the whole pleasure chest thing gives singles a conversation starter, at the very least.

· The Language of Love:
Newly opened Aviva Resort and Spa in Austria takes it up a notch for singles, by only selling rooms to those without attatchments. How do they know? Not sure. Since their hotel website is written entirely in German we will take their word for it. The doubles come with extra large beds, and the crowd is predominantly European. Plenty of mingling opps abound, including golf, mountain biking, pools, cinema, bars and restaurants.

· Hotel Roofie:
Kakslauttanen Hotel and Igloo Village sits in the isolation of Northern Finland, supplies you with a thick sleeping bag, and provides a sauna in each individual guest igloo. Oh, and they have 4 singles weeks a year, including "Aurora Borealis Single's Week" where they keep the house "full of singles from all over Europe". Might as well just call it Hotel Roofie, dontcha think?

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