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This show actually kicks off with something exciting--the newest edition of OK! Magazine! OH wait, also the real owner of the B & B sends Tori and Dean a letter asking if they are going to exercise their option to buy Chateau La Rue because someone else wants to purchase it.

There's no surprise here that Tori and Dean don't have the money and that Tori says she doesn't want to deal with it.

Then the duo move on to the talks for them to do an XM radio show about relationships. The only problem is that it's in NYC. So they set up a meeting and once again (no surprise here again) have to leave the B&B for a few days. And guess who they call in? Tori's biggest boob admirer, her friend Suzanne!

She shows up with her own fan ("I can't have stagnant air") and a suitcase seemingly full of her make-up. God we love this girl. Tori tells her that there is a full house of guests but the shows description says the B&B gets "shuttered" for a few days. Whatever.

The next bit of the show is about Tori and Dean's trip to NYC. They meet with execs and the meeting goes so-so. The biggest problems? Tori and Dean want to do a show on relationships yet they have only been together for two years. Also, they need to create a radio demo.

Bad news for Dean: The next day Dean gets a really bad crick in his neck so Tori has to take care of business for the both of them. (We think this is a ruse and Tori just didn't want Dean tagging along on her meetings.)

Aside from possibly doing a radio show on relationships, Tori and Dean will have a book coming out next March--a memoir! Seriously, will these people get over themselves? Why don't they act in a real frigging TV show or a movie (not from Lifetime) instead of acting out in tabloids and on Oxygen? Ugh.

But it doesn't end there. Tori quick moves on to her next business adventure--plans for a fry shop. And after that, she spends a day doing all her TV appearances including the Conan appearance where she sports monstrous hair extensions and says people can sleep at Chateau La Rue for $150. Rrrright.

Lastly, Tori and Dean do a demo for XM radio which goes "surprisingly well" of course. But the episode ends and no word on whether or not they will really buy the B&B. Considering that this whole second season of Inn Love has been spent away from the B&B, we sorta know the answer already.

Annoying Tori Moment:
Ripping off a french-fry business.

Sad Dean Moment:
He tells XM radio show execs that he would "be all over" a daily radio show. When they ask if he has time for that, he sheepishly says no. Hmmm...what else has Dean lined up lately? Also, wearing a neck brace and asking if there were Spanx for men.

Note: Someone in comments told us to stop being so bitchy in these reviews. Since this was an especially bitchy review we're gonna say some nice things. We think Tori looks skinny again according to recent paparazzi pics. Also, we hate ourselves for liking the theme song and the animated intro. There, that was it. Never again.

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by juliana