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Checking In On 'Crazy Hotel Workers': Sexy Time

The other week Santa dropped in our laps possibly the best Christmas present any hotel blogger could have ever wished for: The Crazy Hotel Workers forum, where disenchanted hotel staff sound off about "ass-hat" guests and other job nuisances.

We love hearing these staffers get riled up about their shifts and crappy attitudes but let's be real, sex sells and one crazy hotel worker recently dished this story:

OK, so this couple rents the jacuzzi room (which is right beside the lobby and is the bane of my existence). You can clearly hear everything that is going on in the room.

Apparently, there was some kinky shit going down in there because I hear "Oh God..Oh God..yeah, right there...(with some moans thrown in) then I hear "Oh SHIT!!!" Then a massive crashing sound.

Naturally, I'm all WTF was that?! The people call the desk and tell me that the headboard from the bed has fallen and hit them "while they were sleeping." yeah right. You broke the bed with your kinky-ass sex.

The best part of it all, is that they didn't want another room and they did not want anyone to come fix the bed. All they said was "I'm not dressed. I don't wanna be charged for that, but we'll stay right here."

Too bad. I heard it all. They are so getting charged.

For all of you out there planning to get freaky in a hotel room, if you break it, you will buy it. Clothes or no clothes.

[Photo: MeetJustin]

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