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IM Incest :: Blame Canada for Bad WiFi

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

HotelChatter:
So I hear you are in Canada, what's that like?

Jaunted:
Yeah I'm in Montreal, eating my way through the city.

HotelChatter:
Well, you know I have to ask this--where are you staying?

Jaunted:
At the Hotel St. Paul but the internet no worky in my room so I've been parked in the lobby all morning because they have ETHERNET

HotelChatter:
Death!

Jaunted:
the hotel staff is super nice but their ethernet isn't and surprise, the maintenance men they sent couldnt help me hook it up

HotelChatter:
Blame Canada! Do they have good amenities, like any sex toys in the mini-bar?

Jaunted:
no sex toys, sadly. unless you count the faux fur bolster in the bed which i don't

HotelChatter:
umm..what's a bolster? jessica simpson wants to know.

Jaunted:
it's like a long cylinder they put behind the pillows for when you're sitting on the bed but not sleeping

HotelChatter:
Darnit. It sounds a lot kinkier than it really is.

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to Jaunted who has the other half.