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What It's Really Like Inside Those Japanese Love Hotels

Because we highly doubt we will ever get to Japan before we die, we must rely on the kindness of hotel reviewers to tell us what the hotels over there are like. And that includes those saucy little love hotels.

"Tommy" (not sure if that's his real name or what) recently stayed at one and gave up all the glory details.

my wife and i have been to many love hotels (it's pretty easy as we live in japan). we were just at gang snowman's last week. we went on thursday at 11pm, and not only were there several rooms available, the most hardcore, most expensive one (well, only US$98 to stay from 10pm - noon the next day, with a $7.50 per half hour fee if you stayed overtime) was available, so the wife and i took that one.

it was a blast! not only did it have a cross on the living room wall with shackles in four places, there were monkey bars in one of the two bathrooms (a large jacuzzi was in the other), and there was a small "jungle gym" with an instructional card on how to use it. (pictured above) fun times were had by all :) and there's a jacuzzi on the roof in a cadillac, but we didn't have time to go up there. i even made a video tour of the room.

Now we are left with more questions. Do the shackles chafe? Who's cleaning the jungle gym? And what does that cryptic happy face after he said "fun times were had by all" really mean? Were there more people involved? Tommy, wherever you are, please send us your video!

Image via Lhphoto's/Flickr

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