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IM Incest: We Learn New Sex Lingo Everyday

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

HotelChatter:
What's this business about Jessica Alba's sex hair? Is this Something About Mary, the sequel?

Jaunted:
well i'll get to that. but first, the big news is the launch of the chasing vancouver map. as you may recall, we spent much of the spring stalking--er, following Natalie Portman around Toronto. so this map is less stalky but more Canadian!

HotelChatter:
Oh those Canadians are crazy. They smoke a lot of weed in Vancouver too. But really, what's "sex hair" about?

Jaunted:
Well we're not the only ones who love the loonie. We've already been getting map tips and one was jessica alba doing the walk of shame--all the way to edmonton

HotelChatter:
That's sex hair? I never heard that one before. But glad we can introduce it to people here.

Jaunted:
Yup,  we're really contributing to the greater good of society on Jaunted this week. Plus we got a tip about Jean-Claude Van Damme doing karaoke.

HotelChatter:
Jean-Claude Van Damme? I thought he was dead. Like ten years ago?

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to Jaunted who has the other half.