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Onyx Hotel's Stingy 'Wellness' Package

Where: 155 Portland Street [map], Boston, ma, United States, 02114

Sometimes we really don't know how hotel marketing teams come up with their packages. Some of these blow our mind they're so weird and others are just downright pointless. The Onyx Hotel in Boston, most famous for their Britney Spears suite is lacking a little bit in their "Wellness" package though.

The package--set on relaxing guests into bliss, includes the following:

One night stay in deluxe accommodations
In-room therapeutic massage performed by a professional
Complimentary FIJI bottled water provided in room
Complimentary specialty robe, yours to keep

In truth, we're all for all parts of this deal except the bottle of water. We can't quite believe that a complimentary bottle of water made a bragging list, Fiji or not. Couldn't they have included a fruit basket and an Evian mister? Let's hope the water bottle is at least the larger size.

Image via Sandrino/Flickr

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