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Miami Loews Hotel Helps Ladies Get their Game On

August 2, 2006 at 2:12 PM | 0 Comments

If you're single and needing a little push that for some reason, your friends aren't milling obsessively over, why not resort to a hotel for help?

This appears to be the idea behind Miami's Loews Hotel package "Sassy in South Beach" that runs through December 20th.

So what on earth can a hotel do to get you on the dating scene? Well they start by offering you a flirtini cocktail in their lounge, giving you a book entitled "101 Ways to Flirt", admission to B.E.D., "morning after" hangover remedies with a recovery breakfast and SoBe style accommodations. They describe the package as such:

om flirtinis and admission to ultrachic B.E.D, to private poolside cabanas, ladies ditch drab suits and pantyhose for jeweled Jimmy Choos and neck-breaking Dolce dresses.

We can't help but think this package is just teensy bit insulting. As if slutty Dolce Gabanna dresses and bling on our shoes are all we need to catch a man. On the other hand, if some ladies do manage to snag a rich, good-looking foreign "investor", then we're all for it.

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· Loews Hotel Miami Beach Reviews [TripAdvisor]