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IM Incest: Airport Screeners Need Better Educational Degrees

August 11, 2006 at 2:45 PM | 0 Comments

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

HotelChatter:
Thanks to thwared airline terrorists, your week must have been busy.

Jaunted:
Yes, there's no shortage of airport stories here. one day we picked up a story about how happy the TSA workers are. like, 60% of them say they like their jobs. i assumed that it was because they like frisking the hotties and the power.

HotelChatter:
But as every gal on the bar scene knows, hotties come with notties.

Jaunted:
then this terrorism thing came up a few days later. so now everyone has to toss water and liquid.

HotelChatter:
No water allowed on the plane? Hopefully, the flight attendants will make extra water trips.

Jaunted:
doubtful. but it turns out that they already have machines to detect liquid explosives. at Heathrow they show an xray of the person so you can see their privates.

HotelChatter:
but the xray of the privates is like black and white, like the doctors office right?

Jaunted:
no, the fleshy parts. (Inserts link to fleshy-viewing xray.)

HotelChatter:
eww!! ok i think TSA people need to have more extensive schooling/training.

Jaunted:
they only need a GED to work there.

HotelChatter:
i say they need at least an OB/GYN degree.

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to Jaunted who has the other half.

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