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The Don Q Inn Fulfills Your Creepy Fantasies

Where: 3658 State Road 23 North [map], Dodgeville, WI, United States, 53533

We knew it would happen some day but we had no idea when. We found it, the creepiest hotel. The Don Q Inn of Dodgesville aka, Small Town, Wisconsin (even creepier) offers theme rooms for those seeking a different kind of hotel experience.

There are rooms for all sorts of loser fantasies, called FantaSuites, like sleeping in a fake hot-air balloon in the "Up, Up, and Away" Room. Then there is the "Northern Lights" room with a bed in an igloo; "Tranquility Base", is a sort of space station; "The Geisha Garden", which oddly enough has a bed and not tatami mats. But it's "The Swinger" room that really got us and we're too disturbed to even describe this one.

One past traveler made the mistake of coming here on an innocent trip to a major tourist spot in the area. His tale not only makes our hearts fill with sorrow, but it has also made us quite nauseous:

Upon arrival when I opened the door of the room and first thing I noticed was a "gross odor" about the room - I believe it was the smell of mold and the room had lots of flies. We keep killing them but there always seemed to be another one. The room was DARK. It had a dark (almost black wood ceiling) with more of that wood on parts of the walls. The DARK carpeting was so thin I think it was outdoor carpeting and OLD. The bedspreads were also DARK and under them the beds were adorned with blankets that were at least 25 years old.

We will have to stop here to go regroup our thoughts and figure out how to get these images out of our head before they ruin our entire day.

Related Stories:
· Don Q Inn Reviews [TripAdvisor]