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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Humanitarian Efforts Needed at the Burj

Where: Jumeirah Beach Road, Dubai, United Arab Emirates

The Burj Dubai is the world's first seven-star luxury hotel. And the luxury is a little outrageous (Helipad tennis anyone?) Yet some people might not be a fan of this "vulgar" luxury.

Wow..what can I say..an amazing place, but...the whole concept is very vulgar. They have actually employed people to clean the guests' sunglasses..and wipe the gold hand rails every damn hour. There are millions of people starving just a few hundred miles away (Africa is not that far from Dubai)...yet in this place they spend billions on just making themselves look good. Nothing wrong with the hotel but the whole concept is just wrong, pathetic if you ask me.

It is clear that Namibia's legendary countrywoman, Baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, must make an appeal to the hotel on behalf of the starving children in Africa (which she has witnessed first-hand via the womb) to make the Burj reconsider wiping the gold hand rails every two hours instead of every hour. However, a sunglass butler is still necessary as both her parents have already taught her the importance of some good-looking shades.

Image via Shock U

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