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IM Incest: There's A Game Called the World Cup, Ever Hear of it?

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you.  We know what your thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

HotelChatter:
What's Jaunty life like? Any funny beach house stories?

Jaunted:
Well the beach house story of the week was the auditions for the bachelor in the hamptons last weekend. Very exciting because it's an Italian prince this time and all the gold diggers were in attendance.

HotelChatter:
Do you think he's a real prince? And why doesn't ABC understand that this show needs to die?

Jaunted:
yes, he is a real prince, as far as I know but it does happen to coincide with the launch of his family's cosmetics line in the US.  Other than that, we are all over the World Cup

HotelChatter:
How about that England game yesterday? Pretty close. I think one of the players, Crouch, is like the most typical looking British person ever.

Jaunted:
He's huge! But Wayne Rooney is the most interesting. ;His family is a bit, um...they're like britney spears family. They have no money and they got into a brawl at a disco last year.

HotelChatter:
I didn't hear that!! The british tabs must love that!

Jaunted:
Oh they love him. More than Beckham.

HotelChatter:
Beckham is like an old man, father type now.

Jaunted:
Heeh Daddy Beckham

HotelChatter:
But he can still be my baby daddy any day.

Jaunted:
Ba dum dum.

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to Jaunted who has the other half.