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IM Incest: American Idol Without Seacrest

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what your thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted:
we've been covering eurovision like crazy. we knew euros loved tacky singers.

HotelChatter:
what's Euorvision? um...again Jessica simpson wants to know.

Jaunted:
it's a song contest. each country has one singer or band to sing a song and then everyone votes on the winner.

HotelChatter:
like american idol but with countries?

Jaunted:
yes, but it predates american idol.

HotelChatter:
who's taking the lead? is anyone really awful? who's the clay aiken or kelly clarkson of the bunch?

Jaunted:
well, i am fascinated by the Finnish entry. there a crazy metal band with weird gory makeup and costumes. apparently it works though. they are doing well.

HotelChatter:
so what do they win?

Jaunted:
hmm. honestly, i'm still not sure. i think a hit single. no face time with simon cowell.

HotelChatter:
at least they don't have to talk to seacrest everytime they sing.

Jaunted:
right. that's just punishment for the losers.

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to Jaunted who has the other half.