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Breaking News: Someone Enters Night

Where: 132 W 45th Street [map], New York, ny, United States, 10036

We hate it when good stuff comes in around 5 p.m. on a Friday, much less on a holiday but we figure this is an important alert. One of our spies has step foot into the recently opened Night Hotel.

Here is the uncensored reaction:

It's like if a very bad designer from the 80s decorated. Aside from the carpet and couch, it's how Patrick Bateman's apartment in American psycho would look. The carpeting and couch are very, uh, metrosexual, to be kind. Only other patron in lobby was a travel journalist, from what sounded like the Times

We are just very surprised that with all that black and white decor, our spy didn't pass out only to be awoken by some crazed metrosexual with a disturbing face-washing ritual eating his limbs. Let's hope the Times reporter also lives to tell the tale.

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