Hotel Derek Hearts Business Travelers

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February 7, 2006 at 5:27 PM | by | ()

Talk about catering to the business travelrs, the Hotel Derek in Houston, TX  has announced today a set of new guestrooms called, "Business Lofts."

In what has to be one of the finest examples of creative writing in a press release that ranks high on the Unintentional Comedy Scale is the following description:

Called Business Lofts, these six, complete business rooms provide road warriors with the tools and toys they need to get the job done while away from their office.

The tools include a business alcove, with a Texas-sized desk, a Dell Personal Computer with a 19-inch Flat Panel Monitor as well as a Dell 1600 Multi-function Laser Printer and a business tool box, filled with all your favorite items from grade school like scissors, calculator, white out, paper clips, ruler, tape, stapler and sniffing glue (We made that last one up.)

Toys include a deck of cards, Etch-A-Sketches, putting machines, a Trivia game and an iSoother AM/FM alarm clock that can charge most iPod and MP3 players.

These rooms should set your company back about $300 a night and make it virtually impossible for you to get any "real" work done.

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