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Roosevelt Hotel Nightmare: Britney Spears & Brandon Davis

December 4, 2006 at 2:08 PM | 0 Comments

In connecting the dots between a Perez Hilton blind item and a nasty report circulating around the web, many people are assuming that Brandon Davis nailed Britney Spears in a Roosevelt Hotel bathroom this past weekend.

Sources say Britney Spears and Brandon Davis have been getting awfully cozy and spending a lot of time together recently. The pair were seen at the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel and couldn't even be parted when going to the restroom.

We are not here to confirm nor deny these allegations, however, we are here to warn you that if the alleged incident did take place, it may be time to reconsider staying at the Roosevelt this week. Until Jason Pomeranc personally dons rubber gloves and cleans that bathroom from top to bottom, we wouldn't touch it with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

And to think, we were just at the Roosevelt a couple weeks ago.  Gross.  Why is it that the dubious Roosevelt is always home to the most sordid tales of celebrity hijinx?  All the more reason to hunker down in the main building if you are indeed currently staying at the property.  Let the storm pass.