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IM Incest: Minnie Mouse's Sex Tape May Actually Help Her Career

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

HotelChatter:
just watched the disney character orgy video. so is minnie the village bicycle? or was she gangbanged?

Jaunted:
well, it looks like she does get around--first hong kong, now paris. speaking of paris, did you see that the voiceover says "it's hot!"?

HotelChatter:
No, where? Oh on the video...I am sad, its all a sham her love for mickey mouse. just like barbie and ken.

Jaunted:
maybe disney should recast minnie as a celebutard instead of a happy-go-lucky gal pal

HotelChatter:
hah then they can bring back mr. toad's wild ride and call it something like: DUI with Paris Hilton and Minnie

Jaunted:
that would make my "year of a million dreams". the little carts could be shaped like oversized bicycles

HotelChatter:
or mercedes benz replicas!

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to Jaunted who has the other half.