The John Edward of Pets is in New Mexico
El Monte Sagrado Resort in New Mexico offers animal communication sessions.
Some dude named Jeff Jordy claims that he can communicate with animals--even mice. He uses this talent to learn what your animal is thinking and share your pets thoughts with you during an "animal session" at the El Monte Sagrado.
You gain a new perspective on your animal's emotions, concerns, and behavior. This heart-centered work is intended to deepen your relationship with your animal and perhaps give you new perspectives on life.
Oh, and get this, he claims your pet doesn't even have to be with you for him to work his magic.
So the John Edward of pets can talk to your Bichon Frise through your cell phone.
"I am sensing a D connection here, a C or a D. Do you have a pet associated with the letters C or D?"