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Taradise: Seaside Massage at Leptos Thalassa

Where: Cyprus

Did you hear the sounds bellowing from Tara during here seaside massage at Leptos Thalassa? My god. When we went walrus hunting on the barren Chukota peninsula last winter, where the abundance of amplified walrus growls drown out your every thought, we didn't here sounds as foul and wretched as Tara was making on that massage table.

So I guess, we are saying she enjoyed the massage. After all, she did end the massage with a bit of Trumpian hyperbole, saying something about it being the best in the world.

Then again, what is not to like about a seaside massage in Cyprus at an exclusive resort?

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