Who Is NYC's Hotel Ass Man?
Think being a hotel employee is boring? Well think again.
If JetSetLara's latest blog entry is to be believed, and we always believe JetSetLara, then "Max", a mysterious NYC hotel employee, has a great story to tell his buddies.
Remember as you read the following excerpts, poor Max was just trying to deliver a Bose iPod station to a guest, he couldn't have possibly known two naked women would be frolicking about inside the room.
Max: "Should I come inside to install the base station?"
Lara (naked): "Sure"
Max walks inside and realizes that both Emily and I are naked.
Max: "I will try to do my best because you guys are definitely distracting me"
Emily and I sit on top of the bed covers naked observing Max desperately looking for the plug under the desk.
Max: "Are you girls lovers or friends?"
Lara: "Both"
Max: "What's your favorite part of her?"
I pause - "I like all of her"
Emily: "That's a typically male question to ask, women don't think that way, women think of other women as a whole"
Max, in a completely unprofessional manner that shocked even me: "I am an ass man"
After reading this, we are sure the queue for delivering an in-room Bose iPod station will be out the door at hotels all over Manhattan.
At what NYC hotel did this incident take place? Who is Max, and can he corroborate this story? These are the burning questions we need answers to. If you have answers, you know where to send 'em.
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