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Jolie: Hotel Sex Loud Enough To Rouse A Sleepin' Kenyan

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May 4, 2005 at 1:42 PM | by markj | 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie loves hotel sex part four of a ?? part series.

Admit it, you have always wanted to have hotel sex powerful enough to wake a sleepin' Kenyan.

Think about it, those Kenyans can sleep through herds of trampling elephants, roaring lion prides-- hell on Seinfeld a promising Kenyan marathon runner slept right through the starting gun, but when the worlds' best looking couple rents a $2,000-a-night villa at the posh Alfajiri Villa resort, no Kenyan's beauty rest is safe.

According to the NY Post "worried guards grabbed their weapons, and rushed in to Pitt and Jolie's suite to make sure someone wasn't being killed inside."

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According to resort insiders, "Miss Jolie got so excited, the guards thought maybe Mr. Pitt was taking juju herbs to give him the strength of a lion."

Our burning question: where was Maddox while all this was going on?

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