WANTED: Men for Aspen Man Camp

If you're a guy, the Aspen Man Camp just might be your fantasy vacation. From the name, you might expect lot's of manly activities like river rafting, rock climbing, and mountain biking - and you'll get that, but the Aspen Man Camp goes 10 steps further.

At the Aspen Man Camp you'll "train like a man, eat like a man, recreate like a man and... [learn] TO BE A MAN!!" This includes testosterone-filled activities like edged weapon training, paintball competitions, a belly flop contest, and even night-time Ninja training, where teams sneak around in the wilderness trying to accomplish some task, while hired `Ninjas' drop out of the trees and attack. We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried.

Some other popular activities include a "Miss Man Camp" Contest, cigar smoking, scotch sipping and, yeah, lots of beer.

Aspen Man Camps run May - September or you can book a customized vacation for groups of 8-10. Rates run $400-$800 per day/per person depending on the activities and do not include local hotel costs. There are a variety of hotels in the area, and many "man campers" consider staying at the St. Regis Resort. But think about booking soon, `cause some of the man camp dates this summer are already sold out!

Best of all, if you have a friend who NEEDS to renew his manhood, you can nominate him for a free scholarship.

And if all that's not enough to entice you, what else do you get? Take home Ninja supplies, and a leather motorcycle jacket with the Man Camp logo, no word if you can get assless leather chaps with the Man Camp logo as well, but we are looking into it.

[Publisher's Note: Yes, yes, we know this is a bit of a stretch entry for our hotel focused web magazine, but it was just too good to pass up, so just sit back and enjoy the variety. Soon we will have a more appropriate outlet for these type of stories--stay tuned.]

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