HotelChatter || Osaka Love Hotels: The Room Menu

While we have had these Love Hotel discussions in the past, we couldn't help weighing in when we stumbled upon Brett & Hiromi's love hotel site, which is not safe for work.

The couples love hotel "experience" brings us to the Osaka Love Hotels. In general, outside each love hotel you will find a price menu, and as previously stated, it is not as simple as 3pm check-in, 11am check-out.

You can go with the "Stay" rate, which will get you in overnight, however check-in for this rate is usually between 9-10pm, and this rate is the most expensive rate. A "Rest" rate means 1-3 hrs, which can be booked at any time, though all the rooms will probably be full for the night after 10pm. Finally, there is a "Free Time" rate, available during the day, and is essentially an "all the sex you can have during a set time frame" rate. Think of it like an all you can eat buffet--we guess.

Notice that the menu prices end in "~". That means that the price is for the cheapest room in the house, which may already be occupied, so you may end up paying higher rates for the available rooms.

Ok, now that that is settled what do folks like Brett & Hiromi, who educated us on the inner workings of Osaka Love Hotels do in these rooms?

Well if you are curious, read below. If not, just consider yourself sufficiently educated on the subject of love hotels and move on.

Brett & Hiromi search for the hardcore rooms. You know, rooms with a bondage cross on the wall, or multiple sets of handcuffs, or perverted signs showing you how to use the "apparatus" in the room--those kind of rooms. When the couple is done with the serious sex room at the famous "Gang Snowman's" Love Hotel, they have a bite to eat, and go in search for the Adonis Hotel, hoping to check in to the world famous Hello Kitty Bondage Room.

As far as we know, the couple never does get into the Hello Kitty room, and settles for a different hotel all together.

As Brett & Hiromi checked into one Osaka Love Hotel late, Hiromi exclaims:

Oh no! It was 10:15 p.m. only 2-3 rooms were available, probably the boring ones!

So if the bondage rooms aren't your bag, you can always head into one of the "boring rooms". We are sure Brett & Hiromi's boredom line is just a tad different than most peoples.

Been to a Love Hotel? Let us know about it.

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