/

The Fairwind Hotel & Suites Miami

Go To The Hotel's Web Site Where: 1000 Collins Avenue [map], Miami Beach, fl, United States, 33139
February 22, 2005 at 9:23 AM | by | Comments (0)

Joe Sixpack: Looking for Liquid Courage and a Lover

Hey Dude!

I heard the chicks in Miami are ridiculous. Can you please take a picture of the hottest chick you find and post it up on the site? And by the way, you're obviously making these questions up yourself. How could Bellagio know about Samantha's trust fund if both questions were posted on the same day? Which means your talking to yourself this very second. And that's a little freaky. I'm sure no one emails you. You probably don't even have a staff. I bet you're living with your friend in some crappy condo and sharing a bathroom because your girlfriend kicked you out of the apartment. But I'll play along and make up a fake name too.

Thanks man,

Bart Finklestein

5th year senior - KU

Gabe's answer after the jump...

Mr. Finlkestein seems to have partied a bit too much and now sounds a little delusional. But out of the kindness of my heart, I fulfilled his request.

Isn't she stunning?  This Russian goddess is the hostess at the Fairwind Island Bar & Tropical Grill that is directly adjacent to the Fairwind Hotel & Suites.

The Fairwind Hotel has officially earned my BEST DEAL IN SOUTH BEACH award. It's in the heart of all the action and is just as strikingly art deco as much more expensive hotels. The spring break rate is only $150 a night plus tax and that's a drop in the bucket for the area. Especially since you'll get an automatic 20% off at the bar.

Compared to the plethora of N.Y.C and L.A. wannabe nightclubs in South Beach, you'll find a far less trendy scene at The Fairwind Island Bar. Even though you can party like an animal into the wee hours of morning only sporting shorts and a t-shirt, celebs like Cameron Diaz and high profile hiphop stars are still caught hobnobbing there often.

And for your information Bart, I have my own bathroom.

[Editor's Note: This story is out of context, if it is not making sense to you, read this.]

Hotels mentioned in this story

Comments (0)

Post a Comment

Join the conversation!

Not a member? .
Registration on or use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy (Revised 08/01/2011). © Condé Nast Digital. All rights reserved. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast Digital.
Ad Choices