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Britney Spears & KFed: The Turtle Island Honeymoon

February 17, 2005 at 2:29 PM | by | ()

Turtle Island, one of the world's most exclusive priciest resorts, and locale for both "Blue Lagoon" movies, recently hosted the Britney Spears 2004 train wreck wedding afterparty, and this week's US Weekly published the recently purchased photos to prove it.

According to the all-knowing NY Post, Spears and Federline "were the picture of romantic bliss last year at a $2,000-a-night beachfront bungalow at the 500-acre, five-star resort Turtle Island in Fiji."

What do you get for $2,000-a-night? According to one recent visitor, toxic frogs:

The toxic cane toad has intruded into Turtle Island becoming a risk to children. Not only an awful noise at night but seeing them squashed on roads is repulsive. There are millions of them...go to Jane's Island and you will see!

According to the Turtle Island Resort website:

This 5 Star resort is designed for couples who enjoy romantic picnics for two, intimate moonlit dinners at seaside, horseback riding at dawn, or relaxing and sensual massages.

May we suggest a copy revision?

Our suggested revised copy:

This 5 star resort is designed for train wreck couples that enjoy drinking Mai-Tais, smoking unfiltered cigarettes, and unfettered trashy behavior.

Beware of the poison frogs.

Thanks to Gawker for the scanned photos. You guys work hard over there.

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